SERIOUSLY, HUMANS. I CAN’T TELL IF THEY’RE TELLING ME TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I’VE BEEN LAID - AND HOW THE HELL WOULD THEY KNOW? - OR TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I’M GOING TO BE METAPHORICALLY FUCKED BY AN OMNICIDAL DOG-HEADED CHESS PIECE. IF YOU’RE GOING TO FLING SHIT AT ME LIKE YOUR SIMIAN ANCESTORS, AT LEAST MAKE SURE THE VERBAL EXCREMENT IS WELL STRUCTURED. LIKE A TEXTUAL SHITBALL.
FUCK.
